Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Guest Review: Foxcatcher (or Seriously, When Can I Watch Whiplash?)


(This review was guest-written by guy whose too depressed about this film to crack jokes, Ryan Mains)

Sports films, if done poorly or even well, are predictable. The average film tells the story of an underdog who climbs to the top while focusing more on the sport than on the psyche of the player. However, every once in a while a film makes the sport an afterthought, and leaves things much more up to what drives the people playing it. Rocky, Raging Bull, and Warrior all come to mind. These films are more often than not better than their paint-by-numbers counterparts, and I can proudly say that Foxcatcher is one of these films.


Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Guest-Written Review: Lucy (or the Unexpected Virtue of Not Watching Whiplash)


(This review was guest-written by recovering CPH4 addict Ryan Mains. 6 weeks clean and going strong.)

So, for those of you that listen to the podcast, you probably know Lucy very well. For those that don't, it had the prestigious honor of being deemed worst movie of 2014 by Dylan, with Patrick deeming it 2nd worse, who criticized its lack of length, nonsenicallness, and awful writing. Do I agree? Read my review and find out.