Patrick Kearns
Bio: Is quite feminine. Constantly seeking his father's approval. Dyed his hair black because he has low self esteem and listens to pop-punk.
Favorite Movie: V for Vendetta
Talents: [...]
Potential for Success (on a scale of One to Oprah): Shia Lebeouf
Spirit Animal: Turkey (because he is always fearful of drowning in the rain...)
Ryan Mains
Skills: Comedy, writing, annoying Nicole.
Fears: Eldritch monstrosities that could destroy humanity at any moment. Spiders are pretty bad too.
Spirit Animal: Idris Elba.
Truthiness (On a scale of 1 to Colbert): Ron Burgundy
Bio: The official "girl" of the group. Awkward. Has approximately 19 cats and two rabbits. Can usually be found in da club.
Favorite Food: Food
Talents: Yelling at Ryan
Nerdiness (On a scale of One to Curtis Armstrong): 74.3
Favorite Color: Whatever the color her hair happens to be that week.
Truthiness (On a scale of 1 to Colbert): Ron Burgundy
Nicole Lester
Bio: The official "girl" of the group. Awkward. Has approximately 19 cats and two rabbits. Can usually be found in da club.Favorite Food: Food
Talents: Yelling at Ryan
Nerdiness (On a scale of One to Curtis Armstrong): 74.3
Favorite Color: Whatever the color her hair happens to be that week.
Nate Haiden
Bio: Musician of the group. Has an opinion on everything. Is all about his bass. He grows lemons (and he's single!).
Hobbies: Any activity that involves skill
Natural Gifts: Puns
Devotion (On a scale of One to Joan of Arc): 5
Current Profession: Busts tables at the local truck stop....
Levi Nash
Bio: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Skills: Unknown
Hobbies: You don't want to know.
Elusiveness (on a Scale of One to Latios): Abra
Spirit Animal: N/A (He doesn't have a spirit)
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